Posts Tagged ‘jokes’
cebu..B…Last day
Posted in A Day in the Life, Kainan Adventure, Laugh Trip, My Friends, tagged friends, goodtimes, jokes, kikayness, Larsian's BBQ, life, shitness on July 16, 2009| 2 Comments »
cebu..B…2nd day
Posted in A Day in the Life, Kainan Adventure, My Friends, Swimming Adventure, tagged beach bums, friends, goodtimes, jokes, kikayness, life on July 10, 2009| 1 Comment »
sorry it took a while before i got to post this..super delayed na..haha
saturday, may 2, 2009, 7:30am. wen was the first to wake up..supposed to be magda-dive sila ngayon..pero they changed their minds & instead ngayon na ang punta namin sa beach..para nga naman we can spend the whole day on the beach unlike pag tomorrow ang punta namin mabibitin lang kami..so after breakfast..we packed up to go to the beach..andun na si manong..ung nagdrive samin kahapon papunta sa kawasan falls..then before heading to the beach..dumaan na kami sa palengke para bumili ng food..mag-iihaw na lang kami dun..after getting everything we need..go go go na kami..when we got there..shucks daming tao..meron pang isang truck na elf na dumating..may dala pa ngang 2 lechon(yumm sarap..nainggit kami dun ah..haha)..so pagbaba namin..hanap na kami ng cottage..puro open..parang ang hirap mag-iwan ng gamit..saka wala nang available ang dadamot ng mga tao dun..kelangan pa talaga tig-da-dalawang cottage..hahaha so naghanap na lang kami ng iba..ayun maganda nakita nila..nde ganun karami tao..at mas maganda pa ung cottage kesa dun sa unang nakita namin..hahaha mabait pa ung caretaker..pinatulungan kami mag-ihaw sa anak nya..hehe *sigh* now this is what i call vacation..sarap..swim..eat..lounge under the sun(kaso minsan nawawala ung sun eh..umaambon..hayy)..we met a few kids..ung isang girl..c boie..cute eh..hawig ni emily..pwede sila maging magmommy..hehe kalaro namin cya..i was looking for shells..tinutulungan nya ko..gawain ko yan..kahit san akong beach magpunta..nangunguha ng shells..when i was in boracay, mga sand & shells kinuha ko eh..hahaha ang luka eh..then may isa pang kid dun..ian asked him what his name is..slash daw..bilib kaming lahat..aba puro rockstars ang mga name..hahaha un pala nde slash..sus..lance pala..ang layo di ba..hahaha then may mga kids pang dumating nakakatuwa sila kasi may ginagawa silang salbabida..yung isang malaking trunk ng tree..hehe yung isang bata parang kiti-kiti..ang liit tapos cya pa ung ang tapang magtatalon sa water..natatawa kami sa kanya kasi naka-panty cya..haha sabi ko baka nanghiram lang sa ate nya..sabi pa nila z kamukha daw ni gollum..hahaha ang bad..ininterview ni emily..sheesshh..babae pala cya..hahaha regina ang pangalan nya..kaya pala nakapanty..hahaha kaloka..then we decided to take a walk along the shore..we saw aiza seguerra on the much poshier resort kasama ang gf nya..hehe she looks like a guy talaga..hehe then pumasok pa kami dun sa resort na yun..we just want to take a look around..maganda talaga cya..then we saw a basketball ring & ball..ayun naglaro pa kami..hahaha then pag dating dun sa dulo we just took pictures na lang..maganda yung background eh..haha then mga 6pm nagpasundo na kami..me & wen still have a scheduled massage pa that night..dapat tom morning ako kaso parang tinamad naman ako gumising ng maaga tapos mag-aayos pa ko ng gamit at we’ll be going back to cebu city na…so when we got back to the resort kami ni wen ang nauna nang naligo to get ready for our massage..wow grabe..i’ve been waiting for that massage..ang sarap..i feel so relaxed..hahaha at..at..at..infairness nde cya oily..i love it..i chose lavander oil..i really love that smell..hehe so anyway..medyo raindrops are falling on our heads nun so we just ate dinner at the resort..kami ni wen & carol ang nauna na magdinner..mukhang nakatulog sila emily..late na sila lumabas..eh usually the resto in the resort is just until 9pm..eh wala sila magawa lahat ng tenants nilang foreigners eh andun pa at nageenjoy..so kahit past 9 na..open pa sila..haha kami nga lang ang nde foreigner eh..so anyway..we just ate dinner & konting kwentuhan..til we called it a night kasi maaga pa sila emily the next day for their diving..
Cebu..B…1st Night
Posted in A Day in the Life, Ang Una, Kainan Adventure, Laugh Trip, My Friends, tagged AA BBQ, cebu pacific, friends, goodtimes, jokes, kikayness, life on May 7, 2009| Leave a Comment »
Applicants
Posted in Laugh Trip, tagged applicants, jokes on July 23, 2008| Leave a Comment »
I was watching something on tv earlier after every show pinapalabas nila ung coffee tv something..Basta it’s from Nescafe, cla Bearwin, Epi & other comedians/artists are included. Yung topic nila is about our youth today, those newly grad students who are applying for a job. Scenario kasi nung coffee tv is in the office, their boss(Jaime Fabregas) was talking to one of the employees(i think nasa managerial level cya but anyway), nirereklamo ni boss ung 4 na nainterview nya wala daw nasagot na maayos kahit isa. And the conversation goes on & on blaming the education students are getting from school etc etc..The last scene was Candy Pangilinan & Joy Viado talking about it. Candy telling Joy that their boss was harsh to the new applicants, then Joy said na nakakatawa talaga ung mga applicants like for example the other applicant was asked, What can you contribute to this company, sagot naman ang applicant, Sir P50 na lang laman ng wallet ko eh yun lang kaya ko icontribute..hahahaha natawa ako dun..pramis..Then I remembered the applicants my friend once interviewed. Ganito naging flaw ng interview session nila.
interviewer: Can you walk me through your responsibilities in your present job?
applicant: Ma’am, medyo malayo po yung office sa amin kaya minsan lang ako maglakad. Minsan nasakay ako ng jeep o kaya pag late na taxi.
hahahaha oh my..if i was the one interviewing this person..I would excuse myself for a while, go out & laugh..hahaha yeah i know bad..pero honestly..hahaha you’ll feel the same way if you were in there..Then there’s the last one..
interviewer: Do you have any questions?
applicant: Ma’am, are you single?
hahahaha we wondered..Why?! Does he want to apply? Or will he give my friend a blind date? hahahaha
Whatever happened to the kids for our future?! And these are the kids that are supposed to be our future leaders? hahaha I can’t say anything more…hahaha