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sunday, may 3..me & carol are supposed to go with the others while they were diving, we’ll go snorkeling..but sleep got the most of us..so me & carol were left..we woke up at 9am..gusto ko magpapedicure kasi nasira ang nai polish ko..kaso wala si manang nagsisimba daw..so fine..i’ll just buy acetone pagdating sa city kesa pabayaan kong nagbabakbak ang nail polish ko..eewwyy hahaha after breakfast nag-ayos na kami ng gamit ni carol..i took a shower na din para nde na ko mahirapan sa pag-aayos ng gamit ko..mga past 11 dumating na sila..medyo madali na sila kasi we have to check out at 12nn..we rented out a van that will take us back to the city..a 2-hour drive again..haha at..at..at..van na cya..nde na kami mahihirapan sa sitting positions namin..maluwag na ung sasakyan eh..hehe when we arrived at the city..we looked for a new hotel..para maiba naman..we found one dun lang sa may likod ng shamrock..eh we’re all so hungry na..late lunch on CnT Lechon..sarapppp..hahaha sayang wala nang lechon that we can take out..sakto na lang sa makakain namin dun..mag-uuwi pa naman sana kami..natawa ko kasi nadiscover na nila ang hidden katakawan ko..haha napansin na nila how i ate so much but nde naman ako nataba..haha oh well..matakaw talaga ko eh..at thank God am not tumataba for being one..after our late lunch we went to church sa Sto. Nino..ang eng eng ko kasi ngayon ko lang nalaman na beside lang nung church ung Magellan’s Cross..crap..hahaha last time we went kasi sa Magellan’s Cross gabi na yun at meron kaming kasamang tour guide/driver na kuya ng hubby ni Trish..and when we went to church noon it was early in the morning at sa other side kami dumaan..hahaha anyway..now i know..after Church we went sa palengke to buy pasalubongs..katuwa bumili dun kasi ang mura..hehe safe naman itsura nung palengke..wonder why the first time i was there ayaw kami papuntahin dun..nde daw safe for us..weeehh we don’t look like foreigners naman..haller..hahaha after our shopping we went back to the hotel para iwan dun ang mga pasalubong & rest a bit..amoy daing kaming lahat..hahaha then we went out for dinner..we just walked kasi malapit lang naman yung BBQ place dun..kaaliw cya..parang dampa ang dating..it’s just yung place puro ihawan..as in papalapit ka pa lang sa place lam mo nang yun yun dahil sa usok..haha ayun so busog na naman kami..ang sarap..haha tell me again bakit nde kami nagpunta dito the first time i was here?! to think may kasama pa kaming locals nun dito ha..hahaha after dinner..gusto nila magStarbucks..which is a bit far lalo na kung lalakarin lang namin..may nadaan kaming hotel..sabi nila we just go in..check namin if we can have coffee there..haha ang mga itsura pa naman namin..puro nakashorts & flipflops..hahaha so we went inside..they had coffee there..then sabi ni wen let’s order wine..fine cge cge..hahaha eh ang batang ito..mayabang magwine..eh allergic cya sa alcohol..palibhasa on our last night sa resort tumikim cya ng wine nde cya na-allergy..pero ngayon pagtikim nya inallergy agad cya..as in yung matinding allergy..good thing i always keep my allergy meds..i gave her one..as in nahirapan cya huminga..nanglata ang lola..hahaha eh itong mga to..pasaway..haha meron kasi 2 kumakanta on stage..where the audience can request songs..it’s been a week since my birthday aba sinabi pa na birthday ko daw..hahaha i treated them kasi..ako na sumagot nung dinner..post-birthday celeb..haha ayun na..patay na at gusto ako palapitin to sing with them..hahaha oh my..i don’t sing in public..all my friends know that..i’d rather dance…haha oh well buti na lang nde sila nagpumilit..eh tong si ian tipsy na..hahaha ayun eh nagrequest ng song at nakikanta pa..at earlier sumayaw sayaw na din..hahaha entertainer talaga eh..before 11(i think) umalis na kami..we have an early flight the next day pa..at ang usapan is 3am gigising..to start taking a bath kasi isa lang yung bathroom sa room namin & 6 kami..pero i just took a bath na din before going to sleep para nde kami mahirapan lahat the next day..
The next day..monday, may 4..our flight back is at 7am something..haha sorry nde ko na tanda eh..basta around that time..before 6am we were there na..at least nde kami nahirapan magcheck in..we had breakfast dun..i bought some shirts pa..for my niece & for me..and then..buh-bye Cebu na..the vacation’s over..aw.. sadness..hahaha one of my best vacations ever…
Magellan's Cross
Magellan’s Cross
Larsian's BBQ Place
Larsian’s BBQ Place
wine

wine

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sorry it took a while before i got to post this..super delayed na..haha

saturday, may 2, 2009, 7:30am. wen was the first to wake up..supposed to be magda-dive sila ngayon..pero they changed their minds & instead ngayon na ang punta namin sa beach..para nga naman we can spend the whole day on the beach unlike pag tomorrow ang punta namin mabibitin lang kami..so after breakfast..we packed up to go to the beach..andun na si manong..ung nagdrive samin kahapon papunta sa kawasan falls..then before heading to the beach..dumaan na kami sa palengke para bumili ng food..mag-iihaw na lang kami dun..after getting everything we need..go go go na kami..when we got there..shucks daming tao..meron pang isang truck na elf na dumating..may dala pa ngang 2 lechon(yumm sarap..nainggit kami dun ah..haha)..so pagbaba namin..hanap na kami ng cottage..puro open..parang ang hirap mag-iwan ng gamit..saka wala nang available ang dadamot ng mga tao dun..kelangan pa talaga tig-da-dalawang cottage..hahaha so naghanap na lang kami ng iba..ayun maganda nakita nila..nde ganun karami tao..at mas maganda pa ung cottage kesa dun sa unang nakita namin..hahaha mabait pa ung caretaker..pinatulungan kami mag-ihaw sa anak nya..hehe *sigh* now this is what i call vacation..sarap..swim..eat..lounge under the sun(kaso minsan nawawala ung sun eh..umaambon..hayy)..we met a few kids..ung isang girl..c boie..cute eh..hawig ni emily..pwede sila maging magmommy..hehe kalaro namin cya..i was looking for shells..tinutulungan nya ko..gawain ko yan..kahit san akong beach magpunta..nangunguha ng shells..when i was in boracay, mga sand & shells kinuha ko eh..hahaha ang luka eh..then may isa pang kid dun..ian asked him what his name is..slash daw..bilib kaming lahat..aba puro rockstars ang mga name..hahaha un pala nde slash..sus..lance pala..ang layo di ba..hahaha then may mga kids pang dumating nakakatuwa sila kasi may ginagawa silang salbabida..yung isang malaking trunk ng tree..hehe yung isang bata parang kiti-kiti..ang liit tapos cya pa ung ang tapang magtatalon sa water..natatawa kami sa kanya kasi naka-panty cya..haha sabi ko baka nanghiram lang sa ate nya..sabi pa nila z kamukha daw ni gollum..hahaha ang bad..ininterview ni emily..sheesshh..babae pala cya..hahaha regina ang pangalan nya..kaya pala nakapanty..hahaha kaloka..then we decided to take a walk along the shore..we saw aiza seguerra on the much poshier resort kasama ang gf nya..hehe she looks like a guy talaga..hehe then pumasok pa kami dun sa resort na yun..we just want to take a look around..maganda talaga cya..then we saw a basketball ring & ball..ayun naglaro pa kami..hahaha then pag dating dun sa dulo we just took pictures na lang..maganda yung background eh..haha then mga 6pm nagpasundo na kami..me & wen still have a scheduled massage pa that night..dapat tom morning ako kaso parang tinamad naman ako gumising ng maaga tapos mag-aayos pa ko ng gamit at we’ll be going back to cebu city na…so when we got back to the resort kami ni wen ang nauna nang naligo to get ready for our massage..wow grabe..i’ve been waiting for that massage..ang sarap..i feel so relaxed..hahaha at..at..at..infairness nde cya oily..i love it..i chose lavander oil..i really love that smell..hehe so anyway..medyo raindrops are falling on our heads nun so we just ate dinner at the resort..kami ni wen & carol ang nauna na magdinner..mukhang nakatulog sila emily..late na sila lumabas..eh usually the resto in the resort is just until 9pm..eh wala sila magawa lahat ng tenants nilang foreigners eh andun pa at nageenjoy..so kahit past 9 na..open pa sila..haha kami nga lang ang nde foreigner eh..so anyway..we just ate dinner & konting kwentuhan..til we called it a night kasi maaga pa sila emily the next day for their diving..

yummmmm

yummmmm

white beach

white beach

playtime with ian & boie..love this shot..

playtime with ian & boie..love this shot..

glimpse of me..hahaha

glimpse of me..hahaha

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thursday 04-30-09 around 4pm…me & my officemates arrived at the airport(NAIA 3)..me, emily, carol & wen-wen are on the same flight(cebupac) as well as z’s friend ian..while z is on pal..medyo napaaga kami..our flight departs at 6:30am kaya wala pa ung counter for check in namin pero pumila na din kami wala naman difference din eh..while nasa line kami nakikita ko na ung isang guy across from us..foreigner cya..dunno lang if american or other nationality..hehe basta he’s tall, gwaping din naman & semi-kalbo.. pwede..hahaha una ako natapos sa line..ako lang naman ang magchecheck in ng gamit kaso naawa naman ako kay carol so i said pati bag nya check in na namin together with my bag..kaso wen’s bag was overweight for hand carry kaya bag na lang nya ang chineck-in..and she carried my bag instead..hehe so while i was waiting beside them sumusulyap-sulyap ako kay gwaping..eh nagpatawa c emily..napangiti ako tapos napatingin ako sa kanya..haha sakto pa nakatingin din cya sakin..hahaha parang nginingitian ko tuloy cya..hahaha kaloka..eh mainit ang ulo nun..mukhang nagkaprob sa flight nila..basta parang they were arguing with the cebupac people..natigilan cya..then he looked back at me & smiled..eh i was still smiling..hahaha ayun nagngitian na..hahahaha syet..it was time to go na eh..nde ko na cya nakita..hehe we ate merienda muna kasi it was still early..nde pa naman boarding..etong c ian parang ayaw pa magpakita samin..hahaha ano ba haaaa..lolz so pinabayaan lang namin cya..after eating..mga 6pm we decided to go inside na..para maaga din kami makaboard..natatawa kami ni carol kay emily & wen kasi nung narinig nila na tinatawag na ung flight number namin at ina-announce na last call na nagpanic ung dalawa..ang bilis maglakad halos manakbo na as in..hahaha eh 6pm pa lang..it’s the boarding time na nakalagay sa ticket..masyado naman nagpanic tong dalawa..eh ung tickets nasa amin ni carol..hahaha when we got on the plane nagtext na kay wen c ian..he’s just 2 rows back..c wen lang ang tumingin sa kanya..nde namin tiningnan..hahaha mga walang paki eh nuh..bad..lolz medyo matagal nagtake off ung plane pero nakakagulat when it took off..feeling ko nasa space shuttle ako..hahaha ang ganda nung city lights..nde ko pa kinunan ng pic..tsk..hehe then nag-cr c wen & carol..so wala akong katabi..c emily kasi sa kabila na nakaupo..nagulat ako biglang may tumabi sakin..eh naka-ipod ako..natigilan talaga ko..tapos nakikipagkilala cya..his hand held out..un pala c ian..hahaha eh kasi naman iba ang binigay nyang description kay wen..eh tiningnan ko shirt nya nde naman naka-red..naka-green cya..hahaha nung nakarecover ako nag hi na din ako tapos tinuro ko c emily sa kanya..tumango lang c emily..suplada mode..hahaha konting usap..tapos biglang dumating c carol..natigilan cya kasi nakaupo sa chair nya..hahaha suplada mode din..napangiti lang nung nagpakilala c ian..hahahaha weird eh..lolz grabe ung landing ng plane..pabara-bara lang..hahaha as in parang ma-i-landing lang..hahaha lukong captain un..we waited for ian dun na sa may intayan ng baggage..then when we got our baggage..we waited for z to arrive..eh nadelayed ang flight ni z..so we hang around there muna..kumain ng baon ni emily na junk food & nagcam whoring..hehe documented syemps..hehe after a while dumating na si z..we waited for her baggage then off we go..cebu am backkkk! hehe we looked for a cab & we need to drop off our things first sa hotel at baka isipin din nila eh nde na kami dadating kasi late na..nakilala namin si manong george..may minivan cya..kahit pano nagkasya naman kami..at mura nya binigay samin..hehe after dropping off our things we headed out to eat late dinner..manong george waited for us..he dropped us off at AA BBQ resto..puro grilled..sarap..hahaha nabusog naman kami sa kinain namin..bakit ba nde namin pinuntahan yun nung bestfriends ko when we were in cebu 2 years ago..hehe after eating punta sana kami sa tops..para cyang tagaytay..tipong kita mo ung city lights from high above..hehe kaso ang mahal ng singil samin nung mga taxi..2 taxis 300 each..weh ano ba..grabe naman un..hehehe so instead nagpahatid na lang kami sa hotel..isip isip where to go..tapos naalala namin ung nadaanan namin sa mango avenue na parang gimikan (na wala pa 2 yrs ago) eh adventurous mga kasama ko..hala lakad kami papunta dun..cge go..marami naman kami..fine..hehe super hawak lang sa mga bags..at mahirap na..hehehe parang metrowalk yung napuntahan namin..eh medyo masama pakiramdam ko at ang aking tonsil eh nasakit..so paunti-unti ako uminom ng beer..c ian lang ang nakarami samin eh..hehehe we stayed there for a while tapos nagkayayaan na umuwi at maaga pa ang alis namin tomorrow to head out to moalboal..

My Flight Tickets

My Flight Tickets

ang whole rice na mukhang half lang..

ang whole rice na mukhang half lang..
Algae & Tomato
Algae & Tomato
clamshells..yummm

clamshells..yummmGrilled Liempo

Grilled Squid

Grilled Squid

Fruit Twister & Ice Tea

Fruit Twister & Ice Tea

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Applicants

I was watching something on tv earlier after every show pinapalabas nila ung coffee tv something..Basta it’s from Nescafe, cla Bearwin, Epi & other comedians/artists are included. Yung topic nila is about our youth today, those newly grad students who are applying for a job. Scenario kasi nung coffee tv is in the office, their boss(Jaime Fabregas) was talking to one of the employees(i think nasa managerial level cya but anyway), nirereklamo ni boss ung 4 na nainterview nya wala daw nasagot na maayos kahit isa. And the conversation goes on & on blaming the education students are getting from school etc etc..The last scene was Candy Pangilinan & Joy Viado talking about it. Candy telling Joy that their boss was harsh to the new applicants, then Joy said na nakakatawa talaga ung mga applicants like for example the other applicant was asked, What can you contribute to this company, sagot naman ang applicant, Sir P50 na lang laman ng wallet ko eh yun lang kaya ko icontribute..hahahaha natawa ako dun..pramis..Then I remembered the applicants my friend once interviewed. Ganito naging flaw ng interview session nila.

interviewer: Can you walk me through your responsibilities in your present job?
applicant: Ma’am, medyo malayo po yung office sa amin kaya minsan lang ako maglakad. Minsan nasakay ako ng jeep o kaya pag late na taxi.

hahahaha oh my..if i was the one interviewing this person..I would excuse myself for a while, go out & laugh..hahaha yeah i know bad..pero honestly..hahaha you’ll feel the same way if you were in there..Then there’s the last one..

interviewer: Do you have any questions?
applicant: Ma’am, are you single?

hahahaha we wondered..Why?! Does he want to apply? Or will he give my friend a blind date? hahahaha

Whatever happened to the kids for our future?! And these are the kids that are supposed to be our future leaders? hahaha I can’t say anything more…hahaha

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